Sasha’s Celebration Challenge #1

All good celebrations have a kick-ass cake and every piece of fan fiction has an original work to base itself on.  As you all know, my drug of choice is Fifty Shades of Grey. There is every likelihood that it will be the only fan fiction I ever write.  But not everyone who lowers themselves to read this blog has ever, or will ever, read FSOG.

So, to get this party started, tell me, have you actually read the book? Really? If you only skimmed the first few pages and gave up, you can admit it.  I don’t mind admitting to the world that I’ve read the books but I know that I have colleagues who will strip me of my post-structuralist feminist badge and membership if they knew just how much I loved them.  Maybe you didn’t read them but you have indulged in one of the many blogs that have parodied or ‘reviewed’ the books.  They’re great, aren’t they? They are so thorough that you might believe that you have read the books.  There are some really great ones out there but if you’ve never read one I recommend Fifty Shades of Dave (see blog roll).

Have you read ALL of the books? Yes, there are three!  Stop laughing! It’s true!  They’re a continuous story – you know, one follows the other.  No, really! I’m serious!  And they’re quite thick books with lots of words.  After a few false starts, I read them all in three days. I didn’t eat, I didn’t shower, I barely slept.  There is still a bum dent in the couch.  SuperGeek was overseas and my kids were not allowed to speak to me until I finished.  I think they may have chewed their own arms off in desperation.  There may have been pizza’s delivered.  I don’t know.  Now that I write fan fiction, things are not much better, I haven’t seen them in months.

Have you read the books multiple times? Go on, you can tell me.  Okay, I’ll go first.  I’ve read them four times.  Yep, count ’em Jim.  And you know what? There are people out there who have read them more than that. Yes! I may, in fact, not hold the record. I kid you not!  Since we’re confessing, I also read all the Twilight books four times and Little Women 10 times. I don’t know why.  Okay, I do. I’m obsessive when it comes to falling in love with stories and characters.  Now, I’m  thinking of reading the Black Dagger Brotherhood multiple times just to take the taste out of my mouth.  There are 12 books and counting in that series so I might be a while.

Did you try to read FSOG and fail? Or have you never had any desire to pick it up? It’s okay. As I said, I myself had three or four false starts. The ebooks sat for months on my iPad, taunting me. I’d spent all that money and I couldn’t get past the first couple of chapters.  That whole interview scene did nothing for me. Let’s face it, it is dreadful writing but (IMHO) good storytelling.  Finally, it was a radio show that encouraged me to push on and read the whole book.  The words ‘spontaneous orgasms’ might have been used.  It was enough to tempt me. I have no regrets. I might have had spontaneous orgasms – I’ll never tell.

So please. Tell me your story.  Even your stories of resistance and repulsion interest me.  You don’t have to agree with those of us who love it (yes, there are more just like me out there).  And you lot who love it, you don’t have to defend your love to the world.  No judgements, just love and acceptance and sharing the juicy bits.  Now, this is a party for goodness sake!

Grab a drink and mingle!

Sexual Bucket List and National Masturbation Month



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A facebook friend posted this for us all to comment on and I was shocked at myself.  My score on the bucket list is 40 out of 50.  Then I looked at how many of these I have done with SuperGeek (aka the hubby) and I am not so shocked.  We celebrated our 22nd wedding anniversary over the weekend.  We also have known each other for almost 30 years.  It would stand to reason that most of these involved him (although I might have knocked a few off the list  during the 7 years that we weren’t dating or married – I hope that he forgives me).




How about you?








  1. Kiss a girl – beyond truth or dare?
  2. Have anal – full on or just a little play?
  3. Have a threesome – him, me and B.O.B?
  4. Engage in group sex – do multiple personalities count?

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    Painting by Édouard-Henri Avril: three women and one man having a foursome. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

  5. Have phone sex – who has phone sex? It’s Skype or nothing, baby!
  6. Masturbate – 99% have and the other 1% are lying, aren’t they?
  7. Use a vibrator – See B.O.B
  8. Use a sex toy on someone else – See B.O.B and associated his and hers toys.
  9. Be tied up – am currently in the market for the ideal headboard to continue this practice.
  10. Tie someone up – I did let him out of the cupboard eventually.
  11. Have sex in a public space – Ah, the stories those spaces could tell.
  12. Be a voyeur and watch others having sex (live, porn does not count) – intentionally or accidentally?
  13. Sex in a car – Oh, the Austin Cambridge was a great for car sex.

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    English: 1962 Austin Cambridge Sedan Photo by Sandro Menzel (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

  14. Sex at a drive-in – this one is difficult because they don’t really exist in my part of the world.
  15. Mile-high club – those little cupboard sized toilet’s are a bitch for access.
  16. Sex with a stranger – well, he wasn’t a stranger by the time we finished.
  17. One-night stand – see above.
  18. Married sex (the best kind, in my opinion) – yes, but only with my husband.
  19. Sex on a boat – which is fine if said boat is anchored but a real bitch if it is small and moving in open sea.
  20. Sex in a body of water – well, eventually we had to get off the boat…
  21. Light spanking – I was a very naughty girl
  22. Read erotica – what? Are you kidding? I would never read that filth!! 😉
  23. Play strip poker/Monopoly/card game – how about strip Trivial Pursuit?
  24. Sex in the shower – sometimes it is the only way to ensure that you are thoroughly clean.
  25. Sex standing up against a wall – see shower.
  26. Sex with no kissing – morning breath, ugh!
  27. Sex in the pitch black – quite often the only way to get the deed done.
  28. Sex in the broad daylight Is the Pope Catholic?
  29. Making out with no sex long after you’re no longer a virgin – also called Coitus Interruptus or kids!
  30. Sex in a tent in the wilderness – define wilderness. Camping ground by the beach in the middle of a tropical cyclone?
  31. Watch porn together How else was I going to educate him on Manuel Ferrara?
  32. Watch porn alone – How do you think I learned about Manual Ferrara
  33. Learn to give yourself multiple orgasms You know, once you get on a roll…
  34. Sex on the beach – yes, and never again. Sand in places where it should never be allowed to go.
  35. Blindfolds – Do paper bags count? Seriously, a little sensory deprivation is great.
  36. Using ice sexually – We all saw 9 1/2 weeks, didn’t we?





  1. Sexual role play Given I spend half my life being another person I would say that qualifies.
  2. Whipped cream – See 9 1/2 weeks comment.
  3. La Perla lingerie sex – not sure about my access to the brand at this end of the world but I have some very nice lingerie that are other brand names.
  4. Frederick’s of Hollywood lingerie sex – see above
  5. Sex with someone much older – define older.
  6. Sex with someone younger (legal!) – mmm, that would be telling.
  7. Sex in a foreign country, possibly with a foreigner – I live in a foreign country but playing strictly by the rules of this one….yes.
  8. A quickie in a skirt – often
  9. A longie in the rain – inside or outside? Inside yes, outside, don’t think so.
  10. Sex in the ocean while people swim all around you – and you know that moment when you realize that you haven’t gone unnoticed?
  11. Feather ticklers – see blindfold
  12. Sex while “altered” whether by alcohol or something else – oh, my word…
  13. Learn to orgasm in less than five minutes from intercourse alone God, I wish. That only happens in books, doesn’t it?
  14. Silent sex in a full house – again, KIDS!


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Mia Chapter 15: Distance

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As afternoon approaches a truckload of flowers arrive with the instruction to place them in the boat house. The same boat house that looks like someone set off an orgy-bomb in it. The one that, with all the other things that have had to happen today, I haven’t had a chance to clean up. When I phone Christian to check the arrangements in the vain hope that the boat house option was about storage and not a full on romantic tryst he balls me out about being obstructive. As the line goes dead I place my phone on the lawn in front of me and begin to manically jump and dance around it giving it the finger while I quietly and intensively use the in-out word translated into every language I speak – and a few that I don’t. Gretchen is sweeping up the back patio and watching me with her head tilted to one side. Oh, who the hell cares what the hired help thinks.


Mia Chapter 4: Fall for You

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“And this is my brother, Ethan Kavanagh,” I still have my arm around Ana and by the look on his face I don’t think I will just hand back his new shiny toy. For a start Ana is a nice girl and she deserves better than to be some contractual obligation. I smile at him and he smiles back in that way that says ‘let the pissing contest begin’. En garde, Grey.

“Ana, baby.” And that is enough for Ana to go into submissive mode. Her body language and stance changes completely. Her demeanor is replaced by this kind of subservient compliance. Wow, I have seen this in criminal and combat relationships but never in a romantic relationship. It is quite something. I’d love to see more but then Kate drags me away.

“What the fuck was that?” Maybe Kate can tell me more.

“You just met Christian Grey, the dominant.” I laugh but I know that is exactly what I have seen. Somehow I need to get someone inside Escala. Ana might need protection.