Going Grey Ch 27 Running Up That Hill

Read Chapter 27 Running Up That Hill here…

“What trip?” Elliot walks into the kitchen where we are standing. His progress is painfully slow but he insists on staying on his feet as much as he can manage when we are at home. He begins lurching from bench to refrigerator in a practiced move as he gets himself a drink and a snack. Mike hovers at the ready but Elliot makes it look easier than I know it is. There have been a couple of times when he has fallen, unable to get up in the middle of the night and we’ve struggled to move him. I know I’m frowning as I consider all the implications of us going right now and weigh them up against what could happen if we don’t. In the end the only person who can make this call is Elliot.

“Honey, Christian thinks we should get to Haiti, now.”

A big shout out to Glory2Bee who was the first person I read on Fanfiction to use the term ‘The Compound’ to reference Christian and Ana’s mansion.

It’s Just Not Happening

I call upon Saga. the Norse goddess of “things spoken of’, including storytelling and family histories.  The god Hanuman who recounts the Tale of RamaHuehuecoyotl, the Aztec god of storytelling and singing. Mnemosyne, the Greek goddess of storytelling and memory, her partner Zeus and their nine daughters:

  • Calliope (heroic or epic poetry)
  • Clio (history)
  • Erato (lyric or love poetry)
  • Euterpe (music or flutes)
  • Melpomene (tragedy)
  • Polyhymnia (sacred poetry or mime)
  • Terpsichore (dancing and choral song)
  • Thalia (comedy)
  • Urania (astronomy)

And finally their leader the god Apollo who has music, poetry, and the arts in his keeping.


Will one of you assholes, hurry the fuck up and get me outta here!


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Mia: Ch 17: Mama Who Bore Me

Read Chapter 17 here


The crop slides down my tethered arms, tracing a feathery line from elbow to armpit and down over the swell of my breast, eliciting an involuntary shiver. My masked face drops backward sightlessly gazing at the suspension hook. The leather sensation has me sucking in my breath, a bead of sweat forming between my breasts. I imagine my tormentor is him and the moisture of longing pools between my thighs. God, I want this.

“You betray yourself, Mia.” Her voice, a harsh reminder that the apple has not fallen far from the tree.

I Am Mad

I Am Mad.

What a wonderful find.  Enjoy!

Introducing Sasha Cameron Celebrity Reporter

I am about to make a guest appearance in Fifty Shades Meander by Monique Lain.  You can check out her Mid week teaser here.

When Monique first asked me if I would write a GQ article for Meander I was thrilled.  Then she asked me “who is Sasha Cameron Celebrity Reporter?” and I realized that I had a clean slate with which to work.  So….

Sasha Cameron, curvaceous defender of the kinky and sensual, is a freelance writer.  Her tongue-in-cheek exposes on the rich and famous have made her the darling of the jet set.  She charms and disarms using naïve enthusiasm married with rapier wit.  Easily mistaken as Dawn French’s twin sister, Sasha is everyone’s favorite MILF from down under. She is raunchy, bawdy, with a big laugh and a bigger heart. Many mistake her as a soft touch – all gooey caramel on the inside, but she will give as good as she gets taking down wrong-doers with a stroke of her keyboard. The glasses perched on the end of her nose and sweet demeanor give her the air of the school teacher but she won’t hesitate to take up the crop and go bad cop on your arse if she thinks you are lying or cheating. Sasha, might be curvy and a little on the heavy side, but she oozes sexuality and has been known to rock a pair of 5 inch heels and garter belt with black stockings on a regular basis with the belief that a good bra is a girl’s best friend.  Sasha has been divorced a couple of times.  She has also had some very public celebrity affairs.  Brutally honest about herself, hence the appeal to CG’s PR team, she is often the ‘go to girl’ on tv advice panels.  Been there, done that, wrote the book, printed the t-shirt, Sasha is part Sexpert, part School Marm, part Diva, part Angel, part Seductress and ALL woman!

I want to thank Dawn French for being such a great role model to curvy sassy irreverent women everywhere and for having the best cleavage in the entertainment industry!

Sexual Bucket List and National Masturbation Month



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Adult Content .. Penn St officials head to court on perjury charges (Monday, Novermber 7, 2011) …item 2.. Paterno family decries leak of e-mails on Sandusky – The e-mails also would suggest Paterno knew more than he said: (Jul 1, 2012 ) … (Photo credit: marsmet524)


A facebook friend posted this for us all to comment on and I was shocked at myself.  My score on the bucket list is 40 out of 50.  Then I looked at how many of these I have done with SuperGeek (aka the hubby) and I am not so shocked.  We celebrated our 22nd wedding anniversary over the weekend.  We also have known each other for almost 30 years.  It would stand to reason that most of these involved him (although I might have knocked a few off the list  during the 7 years that we weren’t dating or married – I hope that he forgives me).




How about you?








  1. Kiss a girl – beyond truth or dare?
  2. Have anal – full on or just a little play?
  3. Have a threesome – him, me and B.O.B?
  4. Engage in group sex – do multiple personalities count?

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    Painting by Édouard-Henri Avril: three women and one man having a foursome. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

  5. Have phone sex – who has phone sex? It’s Skype or nothing, baby!
  6. Masturbate – 99% have and the other 1% are lying, aren’t they?
  7. Use a vibrator – See B.O.B
  8. Use a sex toy on someone else – See B.O.B and associated his and hers toys.
  9. Be tied up – am currently in the market for the ideal headboard to continue this practice.
  10. Tie someone up – I did let him out of the cupboard eventually.
  11. Have sex in a public space – Ah, the stories those spaces could tell.
  12. Be a voyeur and watch others having sex (live, porn does not count) – intentionally or accidentally?
  13. Sex in a car – Oh, the Austin Cambridge was a great for car sex.

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    English: 1962 Austin Cambridge Sedan Photo by Sandro Menzel (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

  14. Sex at a drive-in – this one is difficult because they don’t really exist in my part of the world.
  15. Mile-high club – those little cupboard sized toilet’s are a bitch for access.
  16. Sex with a stranger – well, he wasn’t a stranger by the time we finished.
  17. One-night stand – see above.
  18. Married sex (the best kind, in my opinion) – yes, but only with my husband.
  19. Sex on a boat – which is fine if said boat is anchored but a real bitch if it is small and moving in open sea.
  20. Sex in a body of water – well, eventually we had to get off the boat…
  21. Light spanking – I was a very naughty girl
  22. Read erotica – what? Are you kidding? I would never read that filth!! 😉
  23. Play strip poker/Monopoly/card game – how about strip Trivial Pursuit?
  24. Sex in the shower – sometimes it is the only way to ensure that you are thoroughly clean.
  25. Sex standing up against a wall – see shower.
  26. Sex with no kissing – morning breath, ugh!
  27. Sex in the pitch black – quite often the only way to get the deed done.
  28. Sex in the broad daylight Is the Pope Catholic?
  29. Making out with no sex long after you’re no longer a virgin – also called Coitus Interruptus or kids!
  30. Sex in a tent in the wilderness – define wilderness. Camping ground by the beach in the middle of a tropical cyclone?
  31. Watch porn together How else was I going to educate him on Manuel Ferrara?
  32. Watch porn alone – How do you think I learned about Manual Ferrara
  33. Learn to give yourself multiple orgasms You know, once you get on a roll…
  34. Sex on the beach – yes, and never again. Sand in places where it should never be allowed to go.
  35. Blindfolds – Do paper bags count? Seriously, a little sensory deprivation is great.
  36. Using ice sexually – We all saw 9 1/2 weeks, didn’t we?





  1. Sexual role play Given I spend half my life being another person I would say that qualifies.
  2. Whipped cream – See 9 1/2 weeks comment.
  3. La Perla lingerie sex – not sure about my access to the brand at this end of the world but I have some very nice lingerie that are other brand names.
  4. Frederick’s of Hollywood lingerie sex – see above
  5. Sex with someone much older – define older.
  6. Sex with someone younger (legal!) – mmm, that would be telling.
  7. Sex in a foreign country, possibly with a foreigner – I live in a foreign country but playing strictly by the rules of this one….yes.
  8. A quickie in a skirt – often
  9. A longie in the rain – inside or outside? Inside yes, outside, don’t think so.
  10. Sex in the ocean while people swim all around you – and you know that moment when you realize that you haven’t gone unnoticed?
  11. Feather ticklers – see blindfold
  12. Sex while “altered” whether by alcohol or something else – oh, my word…
  13. Learn to orgasm in less than five minutes from intercourse alone God, I wish. That only happens in books, doesn’t it?
  14. Silent sex in a full house – again, KIDS!


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