Exit Strategy #201 – Custom Erotic Story Writing Service


A dear friend reminded me that this was indeed an option for my continued pursuit of an exit strategy from my current employment situation. I have just this very weekend read several ‘how to’ books on writing and publishing (subject for another post) and this seems like a sensible addition to my arsenal (haha, she said arse – nal) of quick fix ideas for making money out of writing.  If you have any further suggestions for this form (source unknown – but by all means, contact me and let me know so that I can give you the proper credit) then please post them in the comments section below.  (BTW – I’m considering being more open to stories containing animals as I seem to have set a precedent – please see The Lonely Goatherd goes to Goatback Mountain).

UStarNovels really does write you into your own romance novels for $38. Click on the image if you’re interested.

If you are interested in taking up this service please send me a private inquiry at sashajcameron@gmail.com.

Authors – Custom Erotic Story Writing Service
Number of Partners:  (Please select One from the list)
MF MFM
FF FMF
MM
Name, Age, Hair Colour, Eye Colour and other preferences for Male Partner 1
_____________________________________________________________
Name, Age, Hair Colour, Eye Colour and other preferences for Male Partner 2
_____________________________________________________________
Name, Age, Hair Colour, Eye Colour and other preferences for Male Partner 3
_____________________________________________________________
Name, Age, Hair Colour, Eye Colour and other preferences for Male Partner 4
_____________________________________________________________
Sex Acts Required:  (Please select 4 acts that are required)
Fellation Double Penetration
Cunnilingus Spit Roast
Analingus Sixty Nine
Dildo Play Consensual Spanking
Vaginal Intercourse Consensual Bondage
Anal Intercourse Consensual Sensory Deprivation
Setting (Please pick one location):
Bedroom Library
Shower Car
Beach Movie Theater
Public Restroom Mile High Club
Living Room Dining Room
Park Forest
Other (Please Describe) _____________________________
Other: (Please provide any other details you need incorporated into the story)
_____________________________________________________________
_____________________________________________________________
_____________________________________________________________
Please Note: Stories will be between 3,000 – 5,000 words.
No stories pertaining partners under 18 or animals
No stories containing non consensual acts
Allow 10 business days for deliver form c

TGIF: Word of the Week


Ignoranus

A person who’s both stupid and an asshole

http://www.washingtonpostsmensainvitational.com/

This is very important information to ascertain about people who are pissing you off so that you don’t believe that their being an ingnoranus has anything to do with you.

Be careful about using this label to stereotype politicians.  While most politicians are in fact ignorant or assholes, not all of them are a combination of both.  In fact, many political assholes are completely aware of what they are doing but chose to do it anyway.

Have a great weekend!

 

Calling on the United Nations of FSOG


I’ve noticed that I have some fairly steady readership numbers from non-English speaking countries SO….I wondered if there are any readers who are interested in doing translations that can be published here.  Just a thought!

If you’re interested please contact me at sashajcameron@gmail.com

Tag! You’re It!


If you haven’t quite got on to it – and let’s face it, if Australia hadn’t been waiting to watch State of Origin Rugby League tonight, they wouldn’t have got on to it either – Australia has a new Prime Minister.

Just as a bit of background, our Prime Minister for last three years has been a woman.  Of sorts.

She wasn’t voted in, as one would expect in a democratic country like Australia.  No, no, no…Julia popped in there by stealth, with big gnashing teeth and steely knives.

You see Julia and her minions, a.k.a the faceless men, felt that K-Rudd wasn’t quite what he was cracked up to be as a leader.  More he was just cracked.

So Julia, in what would be termed the ‘Night of the Long Knives‘ kicked out our Kev and took the top job.  This auspicious start, followed by a term of incompetence ensured that in the collective consciousness she was perceived as the Red Headed Witch.

 

Enter Big Ears – the Misogynistic Mamil (Middle Aged Man in Lycra) – aka Tony Abbott.  Tony is the opposition clown  goat  leader *choke*, a man who for the last twelve months has been poised to snatch victory from  jaws of Julia’s defeat.

Tony thinks he’s a bit of stud and likes to get around in his budgie smugglers.

He’s a stunningly smart man with an incredible grasp of his testicles Joe Hockey‘s testicles policy and that genuine all-round appeal to goats women.

Tony has a strong Catholic faith and often cites this in the big issues that require tolerance and inclusivity.

Meanwhile back in the Australian Labour Party Caucus…

…the infighting was getting out of control.  A leadership spill was threatened every other week.  We all watched as the media reported their self-destruction daily.  It seemed that the Liberal Party wasn’t destined to win as much as the ALP was destined to implode lose.  And the public perception was that Julia was no longer in charge…

Well, tonight the threatened leadership spill that we were promised finally happened and in a vote of 57-45 the ALP kicked Julia out and Kevin Rudd was reinstated.  We are hoping that in the five minutes between Julia resigning and K-Rudd being sworn in that we can slip Hugh Jackman in as Prime Minister.  Who is with me?

 

It is a shame that Australia’s first female Prime Minister will be remembered for all of this crap when there have been some good (not a lot) done under her leadership.  Things that Big Ears will totally undo once he takes the top job.

But it would seem Julia has got the karmic kick in the fanny she probably deserved…and Big Ears will at least be challenged in the next election.  K-Rudd may not have a chance of winning but he will at least stop the ALP from a electoral down trou when Australia finally goes to the polls.  However, tonight that is not really the point, is it Kev?

 

I Am Mad


I Am Mad.

What a wonderful find.  Enjoy!

The Stars Have Aligned


Two amazing things happened today that indicate that the fates are working with the universe in interesting and dynamic ways to create a perfect world.  The first is that Amazon have launched (finally) a New Adult category.

New Adult on Amazon

And….

Jane Harvey-Berrick’s latest New Adult novel went on sale.

Dangerous to Know & LoveDangerous to Know & Love by Jane Harvey-Berrick

My rating: 5 of 5 stars

Jane has done it again. This is a really simple love story between two characters who are feisty and fun. There are great complications and challenges for damaged and lonely Daniel and sassy but sensitive Lisanne that come from their friends and families and the judgements that people unintentionally make. There are communication problems and misunderstandings but underlying all if this is a really solid and growing love based on friendship and trust. Jane takes us on a wonderful emotional journey, creating pithy dialogue that will make you laugh and gut-wrenching moments that will make you cry. There are a lot of books that I love but Jane creates stories that wrap around me and make me want to climb inside reading until the bitter end. I was really looking forward to this one and she didn’t disappoint. And just in case you are wavering, Daniel is a Harley-riding musician with tats, piercings, leather and a heart of gold. What are you waiting for?

She included one of my favorite songs too, by Australian band Crowded House which all Kiwis know is really a NZ band that we let them claim.  But Neil Finn is all ours!


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And since it all happened on Eurovision weekend, my life is truly complete. 🙂

Buy Dangerous to Know & Love on Amazon.com