Exit Strategy #201 – Custom Erotic Story Writing Service


A dear friend reminded me that this was indeed an option for my continued pursuit of an exit strategy from my current employment situation. I have just this very weekend read several ‘how to’ books on writing and publishing (subject for another post) and this seems like a sensible addition to my arsenal (haha, she said arse – nal) of quick fix ideas for making money out of writing.  If you have any further suggestions for this form (source unknown – but by all means, contact me and let me know so that I can give you the proper credit) then please post them in the comments section below.  (BTW – I’m considering being more open to stories containing animals as I seem to have set a precedent – please see The Lonely Goatherd goes to Goatback Mountain).

UStarNovels really does write you into your own romance novels for $38. Click on the image if you’re interested.

If you are interested in taking up this service please send me a private inquiry at sashajcameron@gmail.com.

Authors – Custom Erotic Story Writing Service
Number of Partners:  (Please select One from the list)
MF MFM
FF FMF
MM
Name, Age, Hair Colour, Eye Colour and other preferences for Male Partner 1
_____________________________________________________________
Name, Age, Hair Colour, Eye Colour and other preferences for Male Partner 2
_____________________________________________________________
Name, Age, Hair Colour, Eye Colour and other preferences for Male Partner 3
_____________________________________________________________
Name, Age, Hair Colour, Eye Colour and other preferences for Male Partner 4
_____________________________________________________________
Sex Acts Required:  (Please select 4 acts that are required)
Fellation Double Penetration
Cunnilingus Spit Roast
Analingus Sixty Nine
Dildo Play Consensual Spanking
Vaginal Intercourse Consensual Bondage
Anal Intercourse Consensual Sensory Deprivation
Setting (Please pick one location):
Bedroom Library
Shower Car
Beach Movie Theater
Public Restroom Mile High Club
Living Room Dining Room
Park Forest
Other (Please Describe) _____________________________
Other: (Please provide any other details you need incorporated into the story)
_____________________________________________________________
_____________________________________________________________
_____________________________________________________________
Please Note: Stories will be between 3,000 – 5,000 words.
No stories pertaining partners under 18 or animals
No stories containing non consensual acts
Allow 10 business days for deliver form c

TGIF: Word of the Week


Ignoranus

A person who’s both stupid and an asshole

http://www.washingtonpostsmensainvitational.com/

This is very important information to ascertain about people who are pissing you off so that you don’t believe that their being an ingnoranus has anything to do with you.

Be careful about using this label to stereotype politicians.  While most politicians are in fact ignorant or assholes, not all of them are a combination of both.  In fact, many political assholes are completely aware of what they are doing but chose to do it anyway.

Have a great weekend!

 

Calling on the United Nations of FSOG


I’ve noticed that I have some fairly steady readership numbers from non-English speaking countries SO….I wondered if there are any readers who are interested in doing translations that can be published here.  Just a thought!

If you’re interested please contact me at sashajcameron@gmail.com

Tag! You’re It!


If you haven’t quite got on to it – and let’s face it, if Australia hadn’t been waiting to watch State of Origin Rugby League tonight, they wouldn’t have got on to it either – Australia has a new Prime Minister.

Just as a bit of background, our Prime Minister for last three years has been a woman.  Of sorts.

She wasn’t voted in, as one would expect in a democratic country like Australia.  No, no, no…Julia popped in there by stealth, with big gnashing teeth and steely knives.

You see Julia and her minions, a.k.a the faceless men, felt that K-Rudd wasn’t quite what he was cracked up to be as a leader.  More he was just cracked.

So Julia, in what would be termed the ‘Night of the Long Knives‘ kicked out our Kev and took the top job.  This auspicious start, followed by a term of incompetence ensured that in the collective consciousness she was perceived as the Red Headed Witch.

 

Enter Big Ears – the Misogynistic Mamil (Middle Aged Man in Lycra) – aka Tony Abbott.  Tony is the opposition clown  goat  leader *choke*, a man who for the last twelve months has been poised to snatch victory from  jaws of Julia’s defeat.

Tony thinks he’s a bit of stud and likes to get around in his budgie smugglers.

He’s a stunningly smart man with an incredible grasp of his testicles Joe Hockey‘s testicles policy and that genuine all-round appeal to goats women.

Tony has a strong Catholic faith and often cites this in the big issues that require tolerance and inclusivity.

Meanwhile back in the Australian Labour Party Caucus…

…the infighting was getting out of control.  A leadership spill was threatened every other week.  We all watched as the media reported their self-destruction daily.  It seemed that the Liberal Party wasn’t destined to win as much as the ALP was destined to implode lose.  And the public perception was that Julia was no longer in charge…

Well, tonight the threatened leadership spill that we were promised finally happened and in a vote of 57-45 the ALP kicked Julia out and Kevin Rudd was reinstated.  We are hoping that in the five minutes between Julia resigning and K-Rudd being sworn in that we can slip Hugh Jackman in as Prime Minister.  Who is with me?

 

It is a shame that Australia’s first female Prime Minister will be remembered for all of this crap when there have been some good (not a lot) done under her leadership.  Things that Big Ears will totally undo once he takes the top job.

But it would seem Julia has got the karmic kick in the fanny she probably deserved…and Big Ears will at least be challenged in the next election.  K-Rudd may not have a chance of winning but he will at least stop the ALP from a electoral down trou when Australia finally goes to the polls.  However, tonight that is not really the point, is it Kev?

 

I Am Mad


I Am Mad.

What a wonderful find.  Enjoy!

The Stars Have Aligned


Two amazing things happened today that indicate that the fates are working with the universe in interesting and dynamic ways to create a perfect world.  The first is that Amazon have launched (finally) a New Adult category.

New Adult on Amazon

And….

Jane Harvey-Berrick’s latest New Adult novel went on sale.

Dangerous to Know & LoveDangerous to Know & Love by Jane Harvey-Berrick

My rating: 5 of 5 stars

Jane has done it again. This is a really simple love story between two characters who are feisty and fun. There are great complications and challenges for damaged and lonely Daniel and sassy but sensitive Lisanne that come from their friends and families and the judgements that people unintentionally make. There are communication problems and misunderstandings but underlying all if this is a really solid and growing love based on friendship and trust. Jane takes us on a wonderful emotional journey, creating pithy dialogue that will make you laugh and gut-wrenching moments that will make you cry. There are a lot of books that I love but Jane creates stories that wrap around me and make me want to climb inside reading until the bitter end. I was really looking forward to this one and she didn’t disappoint. And just in case you are wavering, Daniel is a Harley-riding musician with tats, piercings, leather and a heart of gold. What are you waiting for?

She included one of my favorite songs too, by Australian band Crowded House which all Kiwis know is really a NZ band that we let them claim.  But Neil Finn is all ours!


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And since it all happened on Eurovision weekend, my life is truly complete. 🙂

Buy Dangerous to Know & Love on Amazon.com

 

Award Bloggasm


Back in February I got nominated for a Very Inspiring Blogger Award by Speaking Out On Nate 

I was so excited at the time.  A nomination? Me?  My little blog had at that stage only been going for three months and this felt like Christmas all over again.  In anticipation of the award ceremony I went out and bought a new frock.  Very sexy, very hot, very inspiring.  And then I waited…and waited…and waited.  I figured after a couple of weeks that I hadn’t won.

Then the other day Nate posted about Blogging Awards and how they work.  That if you are nominated you have won.  I didn’t know.  All this time I could have had this beautiful badge floating around my blog. I could have taken a photo of myself in the frock accepting the badge. Or at least pressing enter on my computer.

So I asked him, what is the statute of limitations on award acceptances?  There was an insane conversation about having a cactus thrust upon one’s person and before it got too kinky I made a decision that I would accept this award if for no other reason than I am an eternal show off who needs public affirmation and I have a couple of people who I would just love to give a shout out.

Here are the rules of the award:

1.) Display the award logo on your blog.

2.) Link back to the person who nominated you.

3.) State 7 things about yourself.

4.) Nominate 15 bloggers for this award.

5.) Notify those bloggers of the nomination by linking to one of their specific posts so that they get notified by ping back. This is the one rule I don’t follow.  Too much of a pain in the butt notifying people via comment. 

Nate said that last bit. I have tried to link.  I’m not sure how successful I have been cos some things about technology and bloggasming still elude me and I am too old and lazy to learn how to do it properly.

Cover Your Eyes 7 More Things Nobody Needs to Know About Me (A Nate Title if ever I heard one)

  1. I’m a jazz baby.  I am a nut for the American Songbook and I love vocalese and vocal groups. So much so that I own every recording that the Manhattan Transfer have ever recorded.  I get chills when I listen to Count Basie.  My Dad once toured with Duke Ellington.  I have shaken Buddy Rich‘s hand, had a drink with Richie Cole, seen Dizzy Gillespie perform live and been in an audience singalong with Sarah Vaughan performing at the Blue Note Jazz Club in New York.  These are some of the highlights of  my life.
  2. My music collection exceeds 300Gb. Almost every genre is represented and almost all of it has been legitimately purchased.  No one could possibly listen to that much music you say? Try me.
  3. My kids and I are complete movie nuts – so much so that we often talk in quotes, confusing everyone around us.  Monty Pythonisms are often used to end  arguments (is this the full half hour or the five minute argument?).
  4. I suffer with crippling self-doubt about everything I do.  It is the reason why I constantly have an exit strategy, why I haven’t sung professionally in 12 years, or danced even longer.  It is the reason why I haven’t written the type of book that I really want to write yet and why I think about pulling the plug on this blog and my fanfic at least half a dozen times per week.
  5. TMI. I didn’t experience a vaginal orgasm until after I read FSoG.  I need no other excuse for loving the books so much and creating a blog in their honor.  (Given the content of No.4 I am wondering why I have told you this and will most likely delete it before going to press.)
  6. I get addicted to shit really fast and thoroughly.  I get addicted to the worlds around books, to video games, to technologies, to tv series, music and movies.  My current addiction is the FSoG FanFic group and everything associated with my fanfic world.  It is so bad that I have to remove myself from the internet to get work done.  I have been known to forget my children whilst in the midst of an addictive phase.  They haven’t eaten for six weeks.
  7. My family is not allowed to read my blog but I am pretty sure that my folks are secretly chuffed that I am finally working towards the book that I have always wanted to write. Which is why my Dad sends me strange FSoG related material and that just freaks me out.  STOP READING MY BLOG, DAD! PERVERT!

The bloggers I nominate are:

  1. Lashell Collins
  2. jklly12
  3. 30 Nights Of Snow
  4. Squirrelly Writer
  5. Lady or Not…Here I Come
  6. crazinessiscontagious
  7. TwiFanfictionRecs
  8. Fifty Shades of Grey – the story continues
  9. fifty shades of grey and more
  10. Snarky Snatch
  11. Love Lust and Laptops
  12. Author C.A.White
  13.  Poetic Passions
  14. Go Jules Go
  15. skinsavant

There are others that I would like to nominate and if I ever get nominated again I will certainly make sure these people are recognized.  However, this very eclectic list are the bloggers who paid me  popped into my head  are holding my children hostage  best represent the ideas, humor and talent that I find inspirational and so I share this award with them.

Now go forth and stalk them!