Let’s Talk About Sex: Declaration of Sexual Rights


In the wake of the GQ article which was fiction and tongue in cheek, I think it is important to think about the real and actual of sexuality. With this is mind I submit this important post from my friend Nate.

Good Things Cum in 7 or 8 or 29s


I just got nominated for another one. Thanks Nate. Now, there are a couple of people who I am sure will be up for this challenge. Stay posted!

Sexual Bucket List and National Masturbation Month


 

 

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Adult Content .. Penn St officials head to court on perjury charges (Monday, Novermber 7, 2011) …item 2.. Paterno family decries leak of e-mails on Sandusky – The e-mails also would suggest Paterno knew more than he said: (Jul 1, 2012 ) … (Photo credit: marsmet524)

 

A facebook friend posted this for us all to comment on and I was shocked at myself.  My score on the bucket list is 40 out of 50.  Then I looked at how many of these I have done with SuperGeek (aka the hubby) and I am not so shocked.  We celebrated our 22nd wedding anniversary over the weekend.  We also have known each other for almost 30 years.  It would stand to reason that most of these involved him (although I might have knocked a few off the list  during the 7 years that we weren’t dating or married – I hope that he forgives me).

 

 

 

How about you?

 

 

 

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  1. Kiss a girl – beyond truth or dare?
  2. Have anal – full on or just a little play?
  3. Have a threesome – him, me and B.O.B?
  4. Engage in group sex – do multiple personalities count?

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    Painting by Édouard-Henri Avril: three women and one man having a foursome. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

  5. Have phone sex – who has phone sex? It’s Skype or nothing, baby!
  6. Masturbate – 99% have and the other 1% are lying, aren’t they?
  7. Use a vibrator – See B.O.B
  8. Use a sex toy on someone else – See B.O.B and associated his and hers toys.
  9. Be tied up – am currently in the market for the ideal headboard to continue this practice.
  10. Tie someone up – I did let him out of the cupboard eventually.
  11. Have sex in a public space – Ah, the stories those spaces could tell.
  12. Be a voyeur and watch others having sex (live, porn does not count) – intentionally or accidentally?
  13. Sex in a car – Oh, the Austin Cambridge was a great for car sex.

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    English: 1962 Austin Cambridge Sedan Photo by Sandro Menzel (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

  14. Sex at a drive-in – this one is difficult because they don’t really exist in my part of the world.
  15. Mile-high club – those little cupboard sized toilet’s are a bitch for access.
  16. Sex with a stranger – well, he wasn’t a stranger by the time we finished.
  17. One-night stand – see above.
  18. Married sex (the best kind, in my opinion) – yes, but only with my husband.
  19. Sex on a boat – which is fine if said boat is anchored but a real bitch if it is small and moving in open sea.
  20. Sex in a body of water – well, eventually we had to get off the boat…
  21. Light spanking – I was a very naughty girl
  22. Read erotica – what? Are you kidding? I would never read that filth!! 😉
  23. Play strip poker/Monopoly/card game – how about strip Trivial Pursuit?
  24. Sex in the shower – sometimes it is the only way to ensure that you are thoroughly clean.
  25. Sex standing up against a wall – see shower.
  26. Sex with no kissing – morning breath, ugh!
  27. Sex in the pitch black – quite often the only way to get the deed done.
  28. Sex in the broad daylight Is the Pope Catholic?
  29. Making out with no sex long after you’re no longer a virgin – also called Coitus Interruptus or kids!
  30. Sex in a tent in the wilderness – define wilderness. Camping ground by the beach in the middle of a tropical cyclone?
  31. Watch porn together How else was I going to educate him on Manuel Ferrara?
  32. Watch porn alone – How do you think I learned about Manual Ferrara
  33. Learn to give yourself multiple orgasms You know, once you get on a roll…
  34. Sex on the beach – yes, and never again. Sand in places where it should never be allowed to go.
  35. Blindfolds – Do paper bags count? Seriously, a little sensory deprivation is great.
  36. Using ice sexually – We all saw 9 1/2 weeks, didn’t we?

 

 

 

 

  1. Sexual role play Given I spend half my life being another person I would say that qualifies.
  2. Whipped cream – See 9 1/2 weeks comment.
  3. La Perla lingerie sex – not sure about my access to the brand at this end of the world but I have some very nice lingerie that are other brand names.
  4. Frederick’s of Hollywood lingerie sex – see above
  5. Sex with someone much older – define older.
  6. Sex with someone younger (legal!) – mmm, that would be telling.
  7. Sex in a foreign country, possibly with a foreigner – I live in a foreign country but playing strictly by the rules of this one….yes.
  8. A quickie in a skirt – often
  9. A longie in the rain – inside or outside? Inside yes, outside, don’t think so.
  10. Sex in the ocean while people swim all around you – and you know that moment when you realize that you haven’t gone unnoticed?
  11. Feather ticklers – see blindfold
  12. Sex while “altered” whether by alcohol or something else – oh, my word…
  13. Learn to orgasm in less than five minutes from intercourse alone God, I wish. That only happens in books, doesn’t it?
  14. Silent sex in a full house – again, KIDS!

 

Reposted from: http://thestir.cafemom.com/love_sex/106248/the_sexual_bucket_list_50?source=sexpage

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Remember that May is National Masturbation Month

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A juicy horror story.


A juicy horror story.. I had to reblog this one from DesertRose because it is a story of a New Year’s Resolution gone terribly wrong and is therefore hilarious.  My reply to her was as follows…

That was a multi-sensory thriller! Like Adam, I could almost taste every word and it was delightfully foul. Including the knife-cutting air emissions. You are so right, avocado should not be juiced, it is just wrong. I, too, have the walking, talking how-did-a-tubby-wibbly-midget-like-you-produce-a-super-model-like-that daughter (mine is brunette) who likes to act like a spare conscience. She, however, has not discovered calorie counting and just has a go at me about my need for that extra glass of wine with dinner. I also have the saliva-inducing-marathon-eating-as-sport pseudo-chef husband. I’m sticking with hot sweaty kinky sex as my exercise of choice in 2013, mostly because it embarrasses the hell out of the kids, however, I am behind the 8-ball here since I never bounced back from pregnancy, I just bounced. So make that bouncy, hot, sweaty, kinky sex.

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Women’s News: Enough With the Feminist Police


So my question is, can you like the idea of a dominant male sex partner and still call yourself a feminist. I think, yes – what do you think?

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Last week, Katy Perry joined Melissa Leo, Carla Bruni-Sarkozy, Marissa Mayer, and Taylor Swift to become the latest powerful woman (how far canyou projectile-ejaculate frosting from your nipples?) to denounce the feminist movement. “I am not a feminist, but I do believe in the strength of women,” Perry said while accepting Billboard’s Woman of the Year award last week. The statement prompted a flurry of feminist concern. “Why are women scared to call themselves feminists?” Mary Elizabeth Williams asked in Salon before taking a shot at answering her own question: To the women who think the feminist label no longer applies, Williams says, “Ha! HA HA HA!”

Here’s one reason some women might not identify as feminists: Whenever they begin to engage with the material, feminists condescendingly dismiss them as morons, complete with all-caps maniacal laughter. “Hi Katy Perry! At its most simple definition, all feminism means is that…

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Penny for my thoughts – I never realised M&M’s could be so naughty.


Thanks for this Charlotte. Totally going out today to get M & M’s for my naughty Xmas shopping list.

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I have always been a lover of M&M’s since I was little.  My favourite was actually the peanut ones.  But after reflecting on their commercials over the last five years, M&M’s seem to be…well, very naughty.  Are they now an “adult only” confectionery? Or are the advertisers targeting the adult market share with their commercials?

 

 

When did Chocolates become sexy?

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Mrs Brown talks Condoms


 

No one does it quite like Mrs Brown.  I am hoping to replicate this particular routine with the first boy that Mini-Me brings home.  Possibly the first boy that Slug Boy brings home as well.  I don’t discriminate.  It is a parent’s prerogative to totally embarrass our children in all things.