Fifty Shades of Grey – DRINKING GAME RULES

I really like this sort of critique. As you all know it won’t change the way I feel about the books but the wrongs addressed here are beautifully highlighted. Now, where is my tequila? I’m off to get completely hammered playing the drinking game!

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50 shades of greyThis book is so exuberantly, hilariously flawed that it requires a drinking game.

Drink every time:

  • Christian Grey acts like a stalker with poor impulse control.
  • Ana thinks, Oh my.
  • A stray Britishism pops up.
  • Ana’s subconscious [sic] or inner goddess requires slapping.
  • There’s gratuitous product placement.
  • You cringe on behalf of Christian’s servant-people.
  • Someone name-shouts during orgasm.

Chug when:

  • Someone’s mouth “forms a perfect O.”
  • A tampon is pulled.

Finish your drink when:

  • “Rectifying the situation” is used to refer to relieving someone of their virginity.
  • An actual, full-length legal contract appears in the text.

In a nutshell: Young, bookish Anastasia Steele meets 27-year-old business tycoon Christian Grey.  He has a dark past, majorly taut abs, a BDSM playroom in his fabulous penthouse, and a purported fear of intimacy that melts on contact with Ana’s magical vagina.

I was going to make a list of flaws, followed by…

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4 thoughts on “Fifty Shades of Grey – DRINKING GAME RULES

  1. Atterbury (Liz) says:

    There are so many wrongs, but they endear the overall right of the flawed people in the story! I am all for a drinking game! With all the FF of FSOG that I have read I feel like a mini expert , bring it on! Tequila? How about some Cointreau? Yummm


  2. As Mia would say, I want something that tastes remarkably the same coming back up as it does going down. Given the rules of the game we’ll be drunk-dialling ex-boyfriends and declaring our lurve for each other by Chapter 3. Cointreau would create an ache that even one of Christian’s one hour whipping sessions wouldn’t obliterate.


  3. gmbizette says:

    Yep would not take to Long to get tore with playing this drinking games…. I can hear it all ready 100 butt plugs in the drawer,take one down pass it around.. 99 butt plugs ..


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