Well, here goes nothing. I walk through to the arrivals hall at SeaTac and see him waiting. He is a stunning looking man, beautifully crafted, honed muscles, gorgeous smile, dark hair and crystal grey eyes. Shame about the massive deformity he carries around with him – that giant chip growing on top of his massive ego – but I love him just the same. When Mom said he was coming to pick me up I was a little disbelieving. The great Christian Grey lowering himself to pick someone up at the airport. I almost expected to see Taylor standing there but he appears to be quite alone and do my eyes deceive me? Happy-ish?