Lies that Can Poison Your Dreams–Don’t Eat the Butt in 2013


This reblog is for all my friends in FF world who are writing better stories than the original but are hesitating to take that leap. I include myself here, I eat a lot of butt. It might be time to step out of the shadows and claim your rightful place in the world. I challenge you to remove the word ‘aspiring’ from your profiles as a first step!

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Happy New Year! Today we are going to revisit a favorite series of mine that I call Don’t Eat the Butt. Why? Because typing “butt” makes me giggle. Besides, when it comes to New Year’s Resolutions, I guarantee most of you vowed to 1) start your novel 2) finish your novel 3) land an agent 4) self-publish 5) be better about checking in with your parole officer.

Maybe that’s just me :D.

Kristen, Why Are We Talking About “Butts” and What Does This Have to Do with Writing?

We’re getting there! Geesh! Patience.

I like to think about stuff.

A lot of stuff.

Probably far too much stuff.

Anyway, I wonder about the first person who ate an oyster. Was it a dare? Someone lose a bet? What about mushrooms? There are 100,000 known species of mushrooms, yet only 2,000 are edible. How do we know this? Someone had to…

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