50 Shades of Christmas


Merry Xmas and to all a goodnight….

aliceatwonderland

Yeah, I know, I’m on a break.  But I just couldn’t let Christmas go by without destroying it with more 50 Shades crap.  You know that awful 12 days of Christmas song with the partridge and the slave giveaways?  Thing One pointed out that he’s giving this girl maids and drummers and whatnot.  Good point.  Anyway,  I was listening to it – involuntarily – and pondered in my heart what Christian might give to Ana for the 12 days of Christmas.  And here it is.  You’re welcome.

On the first day of Christmas, Christian gave to Ana . . . a buttplug for her tushy.

On the second day of Christmas, Christian gave to Ana . . . two nipple clamps

On the third day of Christmas, Christian gave to Ana . . . three leather floggers

On the fourth day of Christmas, Christian gave to Ana . . …

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