I was going to do a recap, and then my sensible subconscious refused to read and got in a fight with my inner goddess that loves watching train wrecks and they had this big fight and now my brain hurts.  So instead of a recap this time, I thought I’d prepare a question and answer page.  You’ve got questions; I’ve got answers.  Not necessarily intelligent or even relevant answers, but answers.  Here we go.

 Q1: You didn’t read this for the lolz. You read it for the smut, right?

 A1: The smut is part of the lolz.  So yes, in a way.  An example of said smut:

 “He kneels and pulls a condom onto his considerable length.  Oh no . . . Will it?  How?” (Ch8 p105)

 Yes, how?  How did this get published?  How?

 Q2: Why did you cave into the peer pressure?

 A2: I missed that afterschool…